Sunday, 21 January 2018

A note to my 16 year old self.

Dear @16 year me 

Don't look at that comma, it is out of fashion now.
Why are you busy with all the stuffs that you are doing.
Good that you are busy with debates , quiz, sport, winning stars for your joy house but there is whole different parallel universe out there.
You are so dumb.
Ppl are already on facebook, if not twitter...
You know if you join all these you will no longer have to talk to yourself all the fucking time?
Wtf (what the fuck) * no need to get offended now, this will be in your head for 24*7 hours * sweetheart, you are not even aware of any such thing as soulmate.
He could be waiting for you somewhere. Maybe if you try searching from now on, you have a greater probability of finding him.
Math is more about getting the correct answer, love.You are not going to solve some enigma anytime soon or for that matter have patent on some formulae that you invented.
Paintings mean more than you think they do. Please preserve them all.
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Why are you tearing up all those pretty poems you write everyday?
I'm telling you, you are gonna be very sorry about it CZ never in your life you'll be able to scribble such innocence on paper, never.
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You are such a kind heart, and hey you originally have the idea of social media dumbo. Did you not utter once, "there are so many different people around me, how am i supposed to know what all of them must be thinking, at least few smart minds and keep up with them."
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Also, you are not at all fat. You know girls like you are called voluptuous and there are people who like girls like you. And your hairs! Cherish it baby as you will never have them so long and silky ever again, slay some men bitch.

                                                                                              I would fucking kill to look like you today...
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It's okay you are busy with celebrations of Republic Day and Independence day but you have to understand the significance of freedom.
Nine years down the line it will not be easy for you to think that you too can die for your country.
... that this whole world deserves to remain free.
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Pay attention to me please. School and home is not called living. Get a life for real duh! Just get out of your shell. Rest you are doing absolutely fine.

P. S. : Google the meaning of porn, asap. (as soon as possible)
Hollywood movies are not just about nudity and adultery asshole. Try watching it for some other reasons too.

Lots of love
@25 year old you.

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